November 5, 2024

10 Nicknames For The Bachelorette

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The Bachelorette kicked off last night and husbands everywhere were forced to watch.  Let’s face it fellas, if you’re like me, you don’t bother learning their names until several episodes in.  This always leads to some fun nicknames that carry you through the entire season when need be.

These nicknames follow the contestants the rest of the way and prove to be a catch all for husbands like myself.  These will get you by in a pinch if need be later in the year when you’re trying to think back to night one.  Enjoy!

 

Aaron

Nickname – Smiley Pie

Reason – This guy had the nerve to compliment his own smile seconds into the show.  He also went on to create instant beef with Cody a little bit later on in the night.

Tre

Nickname – Chuck E Cheese

Reason – The guy brought an entire pickup truck of balls from Chuck E Cheese.  I don’t how long he will last on the show, but it was a first impression no one is going to forget anytime soon.

Michael

Nickname – Watch Guy

Reason – He caught my attention right away with the multi generation watch joke that turned out to be from the airport gift shop.  My kind of humor!

Gabriel

Nickname – Creepy Hugger Guy

Reason – I’m not sure one hug needed a 45 second explanation, 90 seconds after meeting someone.  That was odd!

Andrew S

Nickname – Accent guy

Reason – This was another good one, his ability to sound like a British Australian hybrid was uncanny.  I liked the wit and the quick thinking.

Connor C

Nickname – Little League

Reason – My entire career began on the fact that I wrote a book called, “HERO” based on being a little league baseball coach.  So when he handed her a baseball glove right off the bat,  I couldn’t help but root for him right away!

Cody

Nickname – Rubber Woman Guy

Reason – He brought a rubber woman with him to meet Katie.  Do I really need to explain?  The fact that he memorized her speech she gave to Matt James holding a vibrator was pretty classy as well.  He does his research!

 

Connor

Nickname – Cat Guy

Reason – Not only did this guy dress up like a freaking cat, but then he gets a make out session with Katie on night one.  I mean talk about rolling the dice big time, and coming up huge. I thought for sure he was toast and sat there stunned when they proceeded to swallow each other’s faces for what seemed like 5 minutes.

James

Nickname – Gift Box Guy

Reason – Talk about risks, this guy sacrificed a lot of time he could have spent with her and instead hid in a box.  That is called having extreme confidence in your looks and the first impression you leave on the opposite sex.  The risk paid off.

 

Jeff

Nickname – Trailer Guy

Reason – Speaking of risks, some of them do not pay off and this one failed miserably. Dirty boxer shorts, stale celery and just nothing to offer.  Hit the road Jeff!

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