by David Spade makes the perfect host for this.
He was absolutely hilarious, and quite frankly, my favorite part of the show! He had me laughing almost every time he spoke and some of the one liner’s were perfect. My personal favorite was, “I had to zonk out earlier on account of the sun poisoning.” On a show this silly to begin with, Spade fits like a custom glove.
Grocery Store Joe should have stayed home.
Reason – This guy is a train wreck and we’re not even though 2 episodes. If he wasn’t yet over his last girlfriend, then he had no business coming on this show. No one likes a sulker on a beach where the entire objective is to have fun and hook up.
He was just waiting for someone, anyone, to show him some mercy. The first person who does, Serena P, he immediately starts falling for. Something tells me this guy is headed for several emotional breakdowns as this show goes on.
One of two things will happen with Joe. He either falls in love with Serena P and the feeling is mutual to the point they get engaged. Or, his ex girlfriend really does comeback and wants nothing to do with him, so he has a breakdown and leaves.
Carl is impossible to like
Reason – I just want to punch this guy. He is just instantly unlikeable and obnoxious. I cannot stand people who purposely try to act cool, and instead, come off as a complete moron. He is not funny, he is not creative, he is just annoying.
If you have issues with sweat and bugs, maybe an island or beach isn’t for you!
Reason – I had never heard of Tahzjuan Hawkins before tonight, and that is quite all right. She needs to go, but I already get the feeling that Tre will be keeping her around for a bit. If you have problems with heat and bugs, then why in the Hell did you choose to come on the show, let alone twice?
Tammy in a bikini is a lot easier to like
Reason – I was not a fan of Tammy on Pilot Pete’s season as she came across as a bit of a trouble maker. Now the producers have taken her out of a dress, and put her in a bikini and my entire opinion has changed. She looked incredible tonight and oddly enough, her personality was better too.
Abby and Noah are an odd couple that could actually work
Reason – They say opposites attract and that could be the case with these two. You have the ultra-aggressive Noah with the laid back and super shy Abigail. I always liked Noah and felt he got a raw deal on the Tayshia’s season because of the Bennett drama. Hopefully this beach gives him a fresh start with a cute girl like Abby.
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