by Imagine if I told you that there was this man who spent years of his life trying to find a rare diamond. He dedicated thousands of dollars, years of research and years of work in search of finding this rare gem that was once on the Titanic. Then this same man finds a woman who may have the final clue he needs, and not only allows her on his boat, but then even allows her grand-daughter to come on board.
Then, the 80 year old woman takes two freaking days to tell this long, drawn out story about how she cheated on her fiancée, posed nude and then refused to share a floating door that clearly would have saved the young mans life.
After boring the crew half to death with this long story that went absolutely nowhere, she proceeds to launch the diamond in the ocean and then promptly drop’s dead. Giving an even larger headache to the man who owned the boat and was doing all of the research. He is not only royally screwed that his life’s work is now floating at the bottom of the ocean because of this liar, but now he has the headache of trying to get her dead body taken care of.
Talk about a pain in the ass! In perhaps the biggest kicker of them all, when the old woman dies and goes up to Heaven, who is the first person she chooses to meet up with? It’s not the father of her children, or the grandfather of her grandchildren, oh no, it’s the street rat she cheated on her fiancée with.
Congratulations to Rose DeWitt Bukater, you truly are the worst villain in cinematic history! Oh, and did I mention her faux suicide attempt when everyone was just trying to kick back and enjoy the cruise? Some people…….
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