by The pickup and drop-off lines aren’t what they once wore at St. Brendan’s this spring as total chaos has taken over the parking lot. A wild goose has decided to give birth in the grass by the drop off line and doesn’t appear to be moving anytime soon.
Where did the Geese came from? Some say Toronto, others say Canada. We may never know. When reached for comment, the Goose refused to make peace or given any real reason as to why she chose St. Brendan’s. Instead, she simply squawked and threatened to defecate on what has been called by the First Graders, “bird poop lane”.
Is it their affordable and top-notch education that brought the Geese here? The extraordinary cuisine offered in the school cafeteria each day, or perhaps the world renown nurse / secretary Mrs. D. The questions are endless, but we will not have an answer for another 10 days as the school has been shutdown for Spring break since last Thursday afternoon.
Will they give birth and leave, or will they sign their “goslings” up for Vacation Bible School later this summer. Only time will tell which turn this dramatic situation takes next.
I’m Vince McKee, and this one is left for the Birds…..
The above story was my lame attempt at Satire. Thank you for reading and Happy Easter to those who celebrate
Other years the geese were at the fence side of the lot by the homes. Had to watch out at recess.🤨
I am a kid there and it is true today I was coming inside from recess and the mother goose was there it is true and I am a kid there I am only gonna say that my name is Kiera and yeah so it is true I say it and I am not lying the only think you can’t see is the egg because most of the time the mama goose is protecting the egg and yeah that’s what I say and there is a teacher retiring her name is Mrs. Thomas we also do have our gym teacher names couch Thomas she knows me because she is my mothers friend and my teachers name is Mrs. Johnson and I am only in 3rd grade and Mrs. Johnson is gonna be our 4th grade teacher to she is the best if you ask my principal it is true my friends name (some of there names) are Leia Hadley Rosalie and Milania they are my best friends so yeah
I am a student here and I remeber this from last year, it caused alot of trouble with recces and dissmaisal, but i will always remeber those weeks
The geese have been coming back there to nest since I was a lunch monitor, which has been several years now. They usually nest by the fence but would definitely let us know if we got too close! Maybe they’re plotting to get inside the school for next years nesting?!!
Uhm….I am a KID there I saw this a few days ago I literally asked my principal if you were a lunch monitor and you are NOT