Dorothy Gale Brought In On Double Homicide Charge

Scarecrow had this to say, “I was just minding my own business, I don’t know this woman from Adam.  She tricked me into thinking she liked me but I wasn’t smart enough to realize it until it was too late.  If I only had a brain, I may have saw this scam coming a mile away”

The Tin Man would add this to the story, “Listen man, my knees are killing me.  Dorothy promised me unlimited CBD oil for my aches and pain if I just helped her.  It’s bad enough I have a funnel for a hat, can I at least take my kids for a walk without flinching in pain?”

Glinda added, “I did everything I could to help the woman, but some people just can’t get out of their own way.”

Earlier today, The Wizard issued this statement from his home, “I’m officially stepping down from my position as Wizard.  I will now transition my land and assets to open up a series of used car lots all across the Northwest”.

In other news, Aunt Em and Uncle Henry wanted to let everyone know they now have a room to rent in their home with very cheap rates.  You will just need to know how to pick up animal droppings when necessary.

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