Dorothy Gale Brought In On Double Homicide Charge

EMERALD CITY, Oz – Dorothy Gale of Kansas was brought in by authorities today on double homicide charges.  Her killing spree may finally come to end and not a moment too soon after what was a bloodthirsty couple of weeks.

Gale’s reign of destruction began late last week when an argument broke loose at her Aunt Em’s home over a rabid dog she named Toto.  Only moments before the argument with State Animal Warden Miss Almira Gulch, Gale had just leapt into a hog pen and caused a stir. PETA is currently looking into both of these incidents as we speak.  Gale would then go on to dognap Toto and attempt to flee the scene completely.

After a terrible wind storm hit, Gale responded by dropping her entire house on The Witch of the East.  After murdering the woman, Gale proceeded to rip her off completely and rob her of her ruby red slippers. Authorities have confirmed that Gale will also be brought up on theft charges as well.

Upon arriving at the scene of her dead sister, the Witch of the West was threatened by Gales accomplice Glinda.  The threat being that if the Witch of the West didn’t leave, a house would be dropped on her as well.  Glinda is not only a troublemaker but also a bully if you ask me.

After conning the kind people of Munchkin Land and also the Emerald City for everything from free manicures, transportation and other various goods, Gale attempted to meet up with the so called “Wizard” who would prove to be nothing but a scam.

Enraged by her get away scheme being foiled, she lashed out in a fit rage and began to scald The Witch of the West with boiling hot water, eventually causing her to pass away.  Gale had struck again and appeared to be unapologetic about it as well.

Gale had three accomplices with her at the time of the arrest, who are now also being questioned by police.  When asked for quotes, the Lion was too cowardly to speak however The Scarecrow , Tin Man and Glinda were happy to go on the record with quotes.  Those quotes along with an official statement from “The Wizard” can be found on page two.

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