July 23, 2024

ABC The Bachelorette: Season 21 Episode 1 First Impressions

ABC The Bachelorette: The Dark Truth Behind Jenn

Seven men were sent packing on night one, but quite a few made it to round two.  Did they leave a lasting first impression?  We think so and thought it would be fun to break it all down there.  Make sure to leave your pick as to who will win it all in the comment section at the bottom of the article.

Marcus the Army Ranger

Has a good sob story to him, Bachelor nation loves themselves a good sob story.

 

Marvin the tall foreigner

The last tall dark and foreign guy to be on the show was Dotun, and he went the distance for Charity.

 

Sam the Love Virgin

He may not be in it for the long haul, but who doesn’t want to see his heart get broken?  I know I do, let him stick around a few weeks and get his heart broke.  It should make for some good watching!

 

Grant the baller

Well, he took his shot, clearly knowing he couldn’t carry a tune, but he still left an impact and knows how to dunk a basketball.  Also, his career seems to be going swimmingly considering the Ferrari he is driving.

 

Sam the long-distance thinker

He started telling her, two minutes after meeting her how he see’s their long-term future going.  He was cheated on, and plans on bringing all of it to the table.  This guy screams emotional wreck halfway in.  But, he does get the first impression rose so clearly he is sticking around.

 

Thomas the gift giver

He brought her a bracelet and used the old, “win win “ line.  Swimming is his passion, he is also a former athlete like several contestants.  He is looking to play the “culture card” as well.  Oh boy, more culture forced down our throats, great……

 

Brendan the Hot Pepper eater

He is white as a ghost, likes really hot foods, and seems to make everyone around him nervous as he sweats profusely.  Not sure who advised him on this route.

 

Brian the Shot O’clock guy

Wait what?

 

Tomas The Puppy Guy

Smart, the guy brought puppies and they were adorable.  He could literally do anything he wants in that house, and still walk into day two without an issue. Puppies, I mean, c’mon, that is like shooting fish in a barrel. He called it a “cheat code”, I call it genius!

 

Lovesick Jonathon

He is a creative director from LA, and 10 seconds after meeting him, that became clear as he was more than just a bit, “cheeky”.  He left an impact, and on night one, that is all that matters.

 

Aaron the twin brother of Noah

He has been divorced once already, and if he goes the distance on this show and wins Jenns heart, a second divorce is not out of the question.  The win loss record of the contestants over the years is well below 500. He is Noah’s brother, so he may have some insight on how to succeed.

 

Jeremy who drove the nice car and bragged about the size of his penis 

He began by rolling up in a nice sports car and then instantly telling him about his large member.  Interesting fellow.

 

Hakeem the balloon guy

He lets her know right away he is ready for all the ups and downs, thus the balloons. Clever, but he kind of seems like a little kid.  I’m not sure I can take him serious, will Jenn?

Vince McKee

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