by After the first episode of ABC’s The Golden Bachelor Season Two, what do we think of the following?
What do we think about Mel Owens ( The New Golden Bachelor )
ABC The Golden Bachelor began its second season this past week and the newest Bachelor Mel Owens came in with a little bit of grief as he was quoted on a recent podcast of saying how he preferred women ages 45-60 without any artificial hips. While he was quick to apologize for those comments early into the opening episode, who could blame him? I applaud his honesty and judgement quite frankly.
We also learned about his blue-collar background growing up in Detroit along with his years of being a pro athlete and then a father with children as young as 18 and 20. He seems like an All-American guy who will be easy to root for. Not everyone has to be the hot mess that Gerry was last time around.
What do we think about the women still left after week 1?
Roxanne – Very sexy for 62 with a spitfire personality. If she doesn’t get pulled into drama, she has a chance to go far!
Cheryl – Welp, we now know how Winnie Cooper will look when she turns 66 years old. Cheryl instantly grabbed everyone’s attention by showing up on a motorcycle and taking off her helmet to reveal long flowing hair. She was stunning and clearly knows what she is doing. I’m not shocked she received a solo date and crushed it!
Monica B. – A 40-year flight attendant. That is 40 years of flying around the world and also a strong stomach for enduring 40 years of turbulence. She is more then likely an expert with tiny snacks, 6 ounce bottles of coke and peeing in a really tiny bathroom. She may be a keeper!
Nicole – Very pretty and throwing a football at him seconds after arriving wasn’t the least bit cliché. She has a punchers chance at going deep.
Monica P. – A cosmetic dentist, hmmm, not sure what you can trust there.
Gerri – She was a nurse for 30 years and I commend that. Other then that, rough demeanor and looks, however, the show needs a minority to go far to avoid a lawsuit, so the producers will push her through, hopefully no solo dates however, her sob story was a bit much as well but again, the producers call the shots.
Amy – Her showing up with her two daughters holding up a Number 1 Draft Pick banner was super cute. I can see my own two daughters doing that for my wife one day if she ever puts that golden pillow over my face while I’m sleeping and ends up on this show. All joking aside, as a girl dad, seeing that brought a smile. Very cute way to introduce yourself!
Robin – Hey, Leslie snuck back on the show from Season One and the most recent BIP!
Terri – A 71-year-old with a hand puppet… Yeah, she looks like she keeps in good shape and 20 years younger, that may be enough to get her more air time if the puppet thing didn’t completely creep him out.
Cindy – Seemed nice enough, the “Cinderella” references were a bit cheesy though. She may have overthought the hug too.
Carol – For 63 years old, heck, for 43 years old, she is smoking hot. If he is there for looks alone, she has a strong chance.
Debbie – Wow, at 65 she looked 35 so it is no shock she is into fitness. Kind of shocked ABC let her plug her own fitness company, however. She’s never been married, so no baggage and now kids. We can stop the show now and hand her the win!
Peg – showed up in a hazmat suit and attempted to set off a bomb. I’m not sure who talked her into that idea, but she needs to end that relationship right now. Honestly though, she actually seems like a really fun lady and I hope she sticks around. She was perhaps the most down to Earth and overall fun.
What do we think about the 10 women he sent home?
Susie – She gave him a compass, he gave her a ticket back home!
Carla – She was proud of the fact she could still have orgasms. Well, she won’t be having them with Mel.
Andra – The twin sister of Sandra from season one. She doesn’t look like Condaleeza Rice, however, like her sister, she is a loser at love.
Lisa – Marion Ohio produced this? She was AWFUL! She reminded me of that obnoxious woman at the bar who just ruins everyone’s good time. I wouldn’t have blamed Mel if she placed her right back in the limo to go home. I still cannot figure out what we saw?
Alexandra – This is the creepy house you skip on Halloween kids.
Mylene – She stopped off at the nearest 7/11 for that bottle of booze, it did her no good.
Lily – Lily stopped off at the cemetery to pick him those flowers, it wasn’t enough.
Maia – Malibu Barbie had a short stint on the show eh?
Diane – A 71-year-old Hockey player. Hey, that’s swell! Goodbye! Her sob story wasn’t enough to keep her around either.
Tracy – We no longer have to ask, “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego”, we found her!
